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Adam West: Pardon me, I just bought a rottweiler and I need a sign to warn people how dangerous it is.
Saleswoman (reaching for “Beware of Dog” sign): Well, we have exactly what…
Adam West: Ah, yes. Here it is: “One Way”. So people will know if they step into my yard, there’s only one way out. In a body bag.

From dog injuries.

"Intoxicated, with my madness, I’m in love with my sadness"

- Smashing Pumpkins, Zero

Personally I dont think the government should be able to restrict guns they way they are trying. I believe an armed society is a safer society. Many people who safely own guns stop killers and thieves and will continue to if they can keep their consitutional right to.

My dream

Mona Lisa Vito’s Ideas on Hunting:


<After her fiance asks her if the pants he’s wearing are appropriate for hunting>

“Imagine your a deer. You’re prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water. BAM! A fuckin’ bullet rips off part of ya head! Ya brains are layin’ on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?!”

(Source: a-different-town)


Just y’know, hanging out in the woods
Navy tattoos just are really cool, especially when they mean something

 (by alanek4)

"Emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness
And cleanliness is godliness, and god is empty just like me"

- The Smashing Pumpkins “Zero”