musicallymaniacal:

Adam West: Pardon me, I just bought a rottweiler and I need a sign to warn people how dangerous it is.
Saleswoman (reaching for “Beware of Dog” sign): Well, we have exactly what…
Adam West: Ah, yes. Here it is: “One Way”. So people will know if they step into my yard, there’s only one way out. In a body bag.

From dog injuries.

musicallymaniacal:

Adam West: Pardon me, I just bought a rottweiler and I need a sign to warn people how dangerous it is.

Saleswoman (reaching for “Beware of Dog” sign): Well, we have exactly what…

Adam West: Ah, yes. Here it is: “One Way”. So people will know if they step into my yard, there’s only one way out. In a body bag.

From dog injuries.

“Intoxicated, with my madness, I’m in love with my sadness”

– Smashing Pumpkins, Zero

Personally I dont think the government should be able to restrict guns they way they are trying. I believe an armed society is a safer society. Many people who safely own guns stop killers and thieves and will continue to if they can keep their consitutional right to.

Personally I dont think the government should be able to restrict guns they way they are trying. I believe an armed society is a safer society. Many people who safely own guns stop killers and thieves and will continue to if they can keep their consitutional right to.

thisis95:

My dream

thisis95:

My dream

Mona Lisa Vito’s Ideas on Hunting:

mckennamagazine:

<After her fiance asks her if the pants he’s wearing are appropriate for hunting>

“Imagine your a deer. You’re prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water. BAM! A fuckin’ bullet rips off part of ya head! Ya brains are layin’ on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?!”

itslukebruh:

Just y’know, hanging out in the woods

itslukebruh:

Just y’know, hanging out in the woods

Navy tattoos just are really cool, especially when they mean something

Navy tattoos just are really cool, especially when they mean something

woodendreams:

 (by alanek4)

woodendreams:

 (by alanek4)

“Emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness
And cleanliness is godliness, and god is empty just like me”

– The Smashing Pumpkins “Zero”